My dear friend, Facebook…...How we have become so close is beyond me, but now that I have you in my life, I hope we never part. We are like the modern day Celie and Nettie. Actually, I receive tutorials on a regular basis from my fb-devoted sister. To be honest, not too long ago, I was sending replies to other people’s comments that were ending up on my page, so it looked like I was having an incoherent, cyber chat with myself. I’ve since moved far beyond that point, and have even taken a quiz or two. It is a great thing, really! Yet, as all other wondrous and mighty things, there is a dark side! For Facebook-ers, (or should I refer to them as Lambs, like Mariah Carey does?), it is an issue that I’d like to call Wardrobe Re-Runism.
Before we dive in, I would like to state that I am not making fb the problem, but scratching at the fact that it can create itchy situations for some. It is a circumstance that could possibly ignite pure hysteria amongst women and men who don’t want to appear as if they have a problem with the “Wardrobe Re-Runism”. That is defined as a condition where people who go out, and where the same clothes over and over. So let’s address the issue with an objective stance, shall we? I see fb as a vehicle to share good times, memorable events, and networking opportunities with friends, family and associates. I also see fb, as an awesome tool to remind your arch-enemies that you haven’t fallen off and you are still as fabu as ever. Ha!
Yet it also leaves room for the unthinkable. In many cases of the Wardrobe Re-Runs, the accused may not be completely guilty of the crime. In my hypothetical scenario: subject A has worn a garment to a celebration that took place last year, and has taken pictures that were later posted on fb. Subject A was wearing her favorite dress, and hasn’t worn it since. But recently, she’s decided she wants to wear it to another event. Problem! Her friends have posted and tagged pictures of her in this dress, which are still viewable to her online friends. Subject A, is sure that many people will be taking pictures at this event, yet she decided to wear it anyway because it’s her favorite dress, and she looks great in it. The next day loads of pictures are posted on fb. So what happens? Cop cars pull up, siren’s swirl, yellow tape gets draped, and detectives loom! There’s been a crime committed right!
Is she now a perpetuator of the crime?
I reply with a glorious and resounding, No! If subject A is on fb, then I’m sure you’ve seen her in other head-turning ensembles, so there’s need to worry about the Wardrobe Re-Run issue. It’s been a year already, how often do you really think that people rotate their outfits? When I was a college student, working in Nordstrom’s shoe department, I believe the average was every 3-5 days; seeing someone in the same dress 365 days later is fine with me. And is she really supposed to never where her favorite dress again, because she’s afraid someone will whisper? Unfortunately for us, we are not celebrities and do not have designer dresses thrown at us all the time. We can't all be Halle! The fact that this dress is still hot, is a testimony to her serious shopping skills. A dress that can stand the test of time and fashion gets an A+ in my book. Lastly, what if she doesn't own a ton of clothes? Maybe she likes a few, yet glorious pieces to complete her wardrobe.
Point blank…..This dress was purchased by Subject A. so she gets to decide when and where she’ll where the dress. So my summation is that she is not the criminal. You are! That's right, all you Lamb wannabes! Why the hell do you remember what you saw on her a year ago anyway, get a life, and quit being a Facebook stalker.
Stop poking her and sending all those stupid hugs!
As Always Adenike